The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- The QB looks at Dike exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
90%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.