The Late Scratch Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dike runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
84%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dike, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.