The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Dike gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.