The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Dike is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
84%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dike, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.