The Phantom Holding Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dike's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
82%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.