The Hamstring Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Dike on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dike's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.