The Hamstring Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Dike is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dike's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.