The Shadow Coverage Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.