The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Bell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.