The Dropped Pass Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Bell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.