The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.