The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.