The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Ref: "Number Bell, that's a flag." Bell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Bell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.