The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.