The Phantom Holding Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Bell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.