The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Bell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.