The Phantom Holding Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Bell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bell was due a breakout.
83%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bell, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.