The Dropped Pass Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bell's stadium. Only over Bell.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Bell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.