The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Bell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.