The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.