The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Bell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.