The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bell was due a breakout.
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bell, Bell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.