The Hamstring Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
76%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.