The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Bell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.