The Inch-Short Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.