The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.