The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Bell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
92%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Bell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.