The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Bell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.