The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- The broadcast shows Bell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.