The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“The broadcast shows Bell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.