The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Bell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Bell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.