The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bell, Bell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.