The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.