The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.