The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bell's stadium. Only over Bell.
- Bell is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.