The Snap Count Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boswell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.