The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Boswell is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Boswell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boswell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.