The Wind Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boswell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.