The Wide Left Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- The broadcast shows Boswell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Boswell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boswell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.