The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Boswell. Boswell does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
77%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boswell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.