The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Boswell's stadium. Only over Boswell.
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boswell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.