The Snap Count Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Boswell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boswell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.