The Hamstring Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
- Boswell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Boswell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.