The Doink Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boswell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.