The Upright Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Boswell gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
86%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boswell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.