The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Boswell's stadium. Only over Boswell.
- Boswell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boswell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.