The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Boswell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boswell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.