The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Boswell's stadium. Only over Boswell.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Boswell, Boswell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.