The Wind Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Boswell makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boswell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.