The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Boswell trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
80%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boswell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.